…goes bad don’t keep crocheting it. Put the hook away.
It never fails, these designers always throw around the word “haute couture” for these “things”.
Ain’t nobody fooled by the use of French.
…it’s just a blanket made of what looks like Red Heart or some other cheap
acrylic yarn but what gets it on the blog is the price…are you ready?
Better be seated…scroll down…
you better take it all in before you see the price…
Not even kidding – wish I was.
…variations on the turkey hat:
And of course the sexiest by far which has been shown before but it never seems to get old…
Happy Thanksgiving all!
…threw up on these models.
At first maybe not because men have a penis right? Then my suspicions got stronger with the last piece…obsessed? Maybe. All in the eye of the beholder. However, having said all that, there’s surely no questioning the creepy factor.
And not just a little bit – cover your entire body in it! Most pleasant I am sure. I feel a hot flash coming on just looking at it.
…befuddle your potential customers with long drawn out wording because that will convince them to spend $5,000 on your “creation”:
Extravagantly mixed art yarns in vibrant autumn colors & incorporated, exquisitely mixed ripped fabrics accentuate this signature freeform haute couture coat.
An endless variety of never repeating ornaments elaborately sculptured ruffles, meander & floral designs create a captivating look and luxurious opulence.
And hats and beards off the models for posing with a good attitude.
This is a hand crocheted beard with mustache for a special someone in your life. It’s warm and fuzzy and perfect for those frigid and frosty days. The yarn is all acrylic for ease of care. This listing is for the beard/mustache only. It has two soft crochet loops to fit around your ears so that it can be worn with any hat of your choice.
…is a lofty word to use to make something “special”. Cost to you? $500! Don’t let the price bother you, it’s art after all.
And if you feel rather bare wearing the above, throw on this cover up from the same designer…you’re all set!
…hopefully he doesn’t divorce or break up with you.
…when you want to feel like yarn barf…
Where did I put my sunglasses?
Since the last post was considered to be a little “tame” …