Your dreams have come true…I found your technicolor coat for $500!
May 10th, 2012
In case you need a cape…
…to feel like a clown…this beauty is yours for $649! Free shipping of course…bonus, right?
This inspired one of a kind, free form crochet garment will have you feeling like the Queen that you are! Turquoise + peacock blues, light lime, olive and rich army greens, white and creams with a hint of pink and maroon waves and paisley. Funky yet, regal. It will pair nicely with most anything! This piece is elegant, but can be worn casually too… that part is up to YOU!
May 8th, 2012
No animal was harmed…
…in the making of these flip flops! The yarn is acrylic from Turkey and the leather of the sole is from a cow that’s already dead.
Bring out your inner hippy with these flip flops! These unique flip flops are hand made and no patterns are used so they are just as different as you are. They have a multi color flower that sits in the middle of your foot. The tops come to your ankle and straps with a wooden bead at each end wrap around your leg or you can tie them off around the ankle. The yarn is made in Turkey with acrylic. The leather is cow that had already passed before the leather was taken, so no violence was used.
April 15th, 2012
The Ocean, the dreamy…
…the rose or the wave. Your pick! None of them better than the next but hey, catchy names, right? I especially like the description for the rose…not sure about you but this definitely makes me want to wear a tube!
You’ll look as lovely as a rose when you wear this lovely tube sensation. Pink with white tie, broch and silk flower. Onesize. Very comfortable.
April 13th, 2012
Why?
Words escape me on this one…just simply why?
This listing is for a crocheted dress to go over your dish detergent. This dress fits the smaller size dish detergent.
March 31st, 2012
Trippy indeed!
Trippy pullover…the perfect name!
The bright colors add a shocking splash of wow to any ordinary outfit.
Seriously? ZOMG! Re-making it in colors that are just as gaudy as the first rendition doesn’t make it better.
March 27th, 2012
Rugs are…
…meant for the floor not to wear as a sleeveless jacket 
All yours for $895 & free shipping.
March 18th, 2012
Shampoo Bottle Covers
Why? Just simply why? In whose bathroom do you need to cover the shampoo bottle? Crocheting them into several different colors does not make them better. Weren’t these bathroom decor in the 60s? Put away the hook and stop the madness.
March 6th, 2012
Baby Beard Beanies
You know how sometimes you think you’re onto a good idea? Especially if it sells? Behold the baby beard beanie! Sure, a few have sold and they are darn cute on a baby but the time has definitely come to stop.
March 3rd, 2012
For those intimate occasions…
Crochet lingerie in cheap acrylic yarn that will floss your butt while your lover laughs hysterically. I wasn’t sure what I found more disturbing…the crochet or the prop used to display the item. At least it wasn’t a real person wearing it or we’d definitely need the eye bleach.
This is a beautiful, sexy, one of a kind piece that is perfect for any intimate occasion.
February 20th, 2012
Dress up as a Tribble…
…embellished with crochet trim! If you’ve forgotten what a Tribble is, I’ve included Star Trek photos to remind you. Even Captain Kirk would approve or would he? This coat will set you back $3,499 but the fashion statement you’ll make as a Tribble – priceless.
February 14th, 2012
How to hide your figure…
Wear a crocheted dress that looks
heavy and boxy all in one!
January 29th, 2012
Nose warmers…
I gotta say these are kind of quirky and silly though aren’t they? If you’re adventurous I’m sure you’d have fun wearing one of these…the facial expressions are priceless especially the dude in the orange colored one.
