As opposed to the fake individuals of course. It’s the perfect wording for selling this don’t you think? Cost? $2,000.
Extravagantly mixed art yarns in the colors of the Aegean are the quintessence of this signature freeform tunic. An endless variety of never repeating ornaments elaborately sculptured ruffles, meander & floral designs create a captivating look and luxurious opulence.
And instead of throwing it in the garbage, this seller wants to give you the privilege
of buying their “rainbow of love vessel” … yes, I know you’re scratching
your head but this seller really did use those words to describe the yarn barf.
Don’t you hate it when your fingers ruin a perfectly good photo? It’s not like you can’t take another and delete that one, right? I, for one, always enjoy bad lighting, finger shadows and doorway shots especially when I’m looking at a listing that is selling for $625.
I wish I had thought of this! Crochet a king size blanket then throw in just ONE pillow case and a set of sheets and guess how much you can charge?
Makes sense right? I knew you’d understand. And in case you were wondering, the blanket for $16,000.00 has been marked down to $15,000.00 probably just in time for Christmas. Mighty festively generous of this seller!
Happy Holidays all!
This hat is described as Christmas, crochet, creative, green, unusual, festive, funky and crazy.
We went with crazy as the #1 adjective for this one.
…goes bad don’t keep crocheting it. Put the hook away.
It never fails, these designers always throw around the word “haute couture” for these “things”.
Ain’t nobody fooled by the use of French.
…it’s just a blanket made of what looks like Red Heart or some other cheap
acrylic yarn but what gets it on the blog is the price…are you ready?
Better be seated…scroll down…
you better take it all in before you see the price…
Not even kidding – wish I was.
…variations on the turkey hat:
And of course the sexiest by far which has been shown before but it never seems to get old…
Happy Thanksgiving all!
…threw up on these models.
At first maybe not because men have a penis right? Then my suspicions got stronger with the last piece…obsessed? Maybe. All in the eye of the beholder. However, having said all that, there’s surely no questioning the creepy factor.
And not just a little bit – cover your entire body in it! Most pleasant I am sure. I feel a hot flash coming on just looking at it.
…befuddle your potential customers with long drawn out wording because that will convince them to spend $5,000 on your “creation”:
Extravagantly mixed art yarns in vibrant autumn colors & incorporated, exquisitely mixed ripped fabrics accentuate this signature freeform haute couture coat.
An endless variety of never repeating ornaments elaborately sculptured ruffles, meander & floral designs create a captivating look and luxurious opulence.