And instead of throwing it in the garbage, this seller wants to give you the privilege
of buying their “rainbow of love vessel” … yes, I know you’re scratching
your head but this seller really did use those words to describe the yarn barf.
I wish I had thought of this! Crochet a king size blanket then throw in just ONE pillow case and a set of sheets and guess how much you can charge?
Makes sense right? I knew you’d understand. And in case you were wondering, the blanket for $16,000.00 has been marked down to $15,000.00 probably just in time for Christmas. Mighty festively generous of this seller!
…befuddle your potential customers with long drawn out wording because that will convince them to spend $5,000 on your “creation”:
Extravagantly mixed art yarns in vibrant autumn colors & incorporated, exquisitely mixed ripped fabrics accentuate this signature freeform haute couture coat.
An endless variety of never repeating ornaments elaborately sculptured ruffles, meander & floral designs create a captivating look and luxurious opulence.
And hats and beards off the models for posing with a good attitude.
This is a hand crocheted beard with mustache for a special someone in your life. It’s warm and fuzzy and perfect for those frigid and frosty days. The yarn is all acrylic for ease of care. This listing is for the beard/mustache only. It has two soft crochet loops to fit around your ears so that it can be worn with any hat of your choice.
No, seriously, I am not making this shit up! Chicken sweaters!
Chickens molting? Backs getting bare? A hand-crocheted chicken sweater will keep your chickens warm during cold, windy or snowy days. Machine wash and dry. 100% acrylic yarn. Do not iron. May be ordered in a large variety of colors. Specify color desired and size, please. Orders made in order received. Four sizes available.
Now that the whiny babies have moved on, let’s get back to our regularly scheduled program and before you write to threaten copyright infringement and lawsuits, get a life! Or better yet, flounce off…always a great use of resources to sue for something that’s not worth even an hour of a lawyer’s time. Good luck with that!
So many crochet beards on Ravelry…just a wee sampling of them! Some of them scarier than others but mostly just quite funny to look at and perfect for the traditional holiday coming up at the end of October!