What Not to Crochet

Really? In what universe? ZOMG!

…the men in white coats carrying butterfly nets are here to take you to a much happier place.

Listed as shawls but they sure look like blankets… Must be pretty heavy to wear! Oh, and the price is $3,500 each in case you were wondering…

You’ve all seen it, you’ve all giggled at it and it’s worthy of re-posting yet again for another year! Have a great one!

No, seriously, I am not making this shit up! Chicken sweaters!

Chickens molting? Backs getting bare? A hand-crocheted chicken sweater will keep your chickens warm during cold, windy or snowy days. Machine wash and dry. 100% acrylic yarn. Do not iron. May be ordered in a large variety of colors. Specify color desired and size, please. Orders made in order received. Four sizes available.

Now that the whiny babies have moved on, let’s get back to our regularly scheduled program and before you write to threaten copyright infringement and lawsuits, get a life! Or better yet, flounce off…always a great use of resources to sue for something that’s not worth even an hour of a lawyer’s time. Good luck with that!

So many crochet beards on Ravelry…just a wee sampling of them! Some of them scarier than others but mostly just quite funny to look at and perfect for the traditional holiday coming up at the end of October!

Someone has too much time on their hands! The point of these would be? Oh, according to the designer, they do have a purpose…

These mask’s are great to where when its cold outside.

And in case you wanted to know, the dates on the 2008 photos are wrong – the photos were taken on 9/25/10 which of  course, makes it better, right? Listed and re-listed for 2 years…can’t seem to get the hint apparently. I’m not going to touch the errors in that one simple sentence either…copied and pasted from the listing…yikes!

Thanks to one of our readers for linking us!

…and an ugly one at that. But I digress…it’s the price that caught my eye – $3,200! I applaud anyone for asking for a fair price for their work but this thing looks like it’s been dragged around in the dirt tied to the back of a pickup.

Sometimes it’s not the pattern but it’s the fact that people actually make the pattern then proudly put it on the internet.

And add an even worse idea and what do you get? Cozies with genitalia or boobs with freakishly pointy nipples. Great pairing, yes? ZOMG!

…that just might be a tad uncomfortable. Why even bother? Naked seems better and thank God for the mannequin shots.

An extremely sexy underwear for hot nights of love. It is crocheted in silk thread and chains. It is attached to the sides with cords, also crocheted.

Pity the man who has to wear one of these!

The fun fur one cracks me up.

I don’t even know what hoopin means nor do I know what this thing is for? Anyone? And at what festival is this an “eye-catcher”? Oh my. Worked up in different colors doesn’t make it better either. And $30 for anyone interested in her yarn scraps!

For all you hoopin mamas, performers, woodland creatures, and anyone else who wants to add some sparkle to their wardrobe. An eye-catcher at festivals.

It’s been a long time since I’ve heard that word and most of the comments on this design are “why?” and I think that pretty much sums it up. And yes, others have crocheted this – the addition of it to the statue is probably the most hilarious reason to make one.

Words escape me on this one…just simply why?

This listing is for a crocheted dress to go over your dish detergent. This dress fits the smaller size dish detergent.