Bonus: Sheets!

I wish I had thought of this! Crochet a king size blanket then throw in just ONE pillow case and a set of sheets and guess how much you can charge?

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 $25,000.00!

Makes sense right?  I knew you’d understand. And in case you were wondering, the blanket for $16,000.00 has been marked down to $15,000.00 probably just in time for Christmas. Mighty festively generous of this seller!

It seems innocuous…

…it’s just a blanket made of what looks like Red Heart or some other cheap
acrylic yarn but what gets it on the blog is the price…are you ready?

Better be seated…scroll down…
you better take it all in before you see the price…

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$16,000.00

Not even kidding – wish I was.

Obsessed?

At first maybe not because men have a penis right? Then my suspicions got stronger with the last piece…obsessed? Maybe. All in the eye of the beholder. However, having said all that, there’s surely no questioning the creepy factor.

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When in doubt…

…befuddle your potential customers with long drawn out wording because that will convince them to spend $5,000 on your “creation”:

Extravagantly mixed art yarns in vibrant autumn colors & incorporated, exquisitely mixed ripped fabrics accentuate this signature freeform haute couture coat.

An endless variety of never repeating ornaments elaborately sculptured ruffles, meander & floral designs create a captivating look and luxurious opulence.

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There is a use for fun fur…

And hats and beards off the models for posing with a good attitude.

This is a hand crocheted beard with mustache for a special someone in your life. It’s warm and fuzzy and perfect for those frigid and frosty days. The yarn is all acrylic for ease of care. This listing is for the beard/mustache only. It has two soft crochet loops to fit around your ears so that it can be worn with any hat of your choice.

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