What Not to Crochet

…in April Fool’s day! Have a good one!

Why? Just simply why? In whose bathroom do you need to cover the shampoo bottle? Crocheting them into several different colors does not make them better. Weren’t these bathroom decor in the 60s? Put away the hook and stop the madness.

Made me giggle when I saw these…enjoy!

I gotta say these are kind of quirky and silly though aren’t they? If you’re adventurous I’m sure you’d have fun wearing one of these…the facial expressions are priceless especially the dude in the orange colored one.

Going to clown college anyone? We have the perfect slippers for you! Doesn’t matter how many angles these are photographed at – none of them make them any less clown-like.

Submitted by one of our readers – thank you! We love participation!

Rather creative but kind of creepy in a make your skin crawl sort of way…

Two rather big words to live up to but if you think you do, hey, you can put a price tag of $3,000 on your creations! Sure, I know, these don’t look crocheted but the artist says the foundation of them are crocheted so that’s enough for this blog.

And this last picture? I had to add it only because the artist doesn’t say it but come on, don’t they look a little penile in shape? And these ones are “only” $2,400! Definitely a steal to display on your bookshelf so they can collect dust.

Thanks to one of our eagle-eyed readers for submitting this one! We love it when you help us out with links like these. 

After all the turkey festivities and perhaps even the Black Friday sales elbowing and fighting…who couldn’t use a giggle about now or maybe it’s more like a WTF? Gah! And if you prefer, the maker of these slippers will customize for you…

I can put either boobies, penis or vagina’s on a pair of slippers for you. I can also mix it up and have one of 2 choices on them. How special can these be?  These slippers are very unique. I see all those slippers in the stores for kids that have the animal heads on them. We adults need some fun ones too!

Do you all remember this hat posted awhile ago?

Since it’s Thanksgiving in the USA and there’s a boatload of turkey being eaten, isn’t this hat just perfect timing? Not to mention there’s crocheters who actually made this crazy design and don’t go thinking it’s the trypophan making you sleepy enough that your eyes are deceiving you – these are for real!

Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!

All yours for the low low price of $1,200 and shipping is free! The creator says it’ll insulate your ideas…hmmm…it’s probably more like it’ll melt your brains out your ears given it’s acrylic and probably weighs a mere ton.

Thanks to one of our eagle eyed
readers for sending this one in!

The kinkiest part of this set? Made with acrylic yarn…ugh. Sure, it makes it more wash & wear but acrylic has a way of sucking the sexy right out of anything but blankets and rugs.

And, by the way, the designer claims that the mask hides your identity…great, but what about the poor girl being flogged?

All yours for the low low price of $30!

A ragging rag doll… When I found this, one side of my brain laughed and the other side thought WTH, gross. Is it Halloween yet? This has to be a joke.

Just when you think amigurumi is cute you run into amigurumi with a twist…a creepy twist from the minds of artistes! They are still kind of cute aren’t they? Does that make me twisted? LOL

If you crochet a fetus in a jar, you just might get flamed…

“It appears that I have broken the fiber arts world with this pattern. People, I am not the first person to have made something like this and I’m certainly not the last. If you don’t like it, move along. Flaming is unnecessary and really just bores me.” (designer’s words)

So what do you think? Flame-able? Poor taste? Unusual? Funny?

The first one has to be horrendously hot to wear not to mention heavy as well!