Attention: Flouncers

For those of you who feel the need to flounce, just look up in the right hand corner of your browser for the “x” button and click it. Simple. Easy. Effective. Especially when you don’t like what you’re looking at. As a reminder, this blog is written in opinion only. If you feel the need to rant and rave and launch into personal attack, again, we point you to the “x” button in the browser window – use it!

What Not to Knit

For all those who like to look at fug knits, we’ve created a sister site to What Not to Crochet in an effort to keep the fug going despite You Knit What?? closing their doors.

Please visit our “work in progress” at the following link:

We don’t expect to be anywhere near as funny as the girls at YKW but we’ll do our best to keep bringing the fug!

Here’s the button if you want it (please save and upload to your own bandwith – thanks!):

Larger Images

Hi everyone…sorry, didn’t realize people were having trouble seeing the photos in the posts until I got a request to link to larger images…from now on you can click on the photos to see them larger! Thanks for letting me know!  I have linked the last post photo so you can see it better!

Thought for the Day

In case anyone’s noticed, WNTC has removed the post about Josi’s crochet design as well as all the comments to it because, let’s just say, Josi decided she needed to call WNTC an a**hole and when it disintegrates to that level, here’s some words of wisdom on what to do: 

Many of the things that get to you are not worth the energy and the trouble that you invest in them. Sometimes, the best response is no response at all.  Seek to rise above the petty dramas that don’t do anyone any good. Keep in mind that where you put your awareness and your attention is where your life will go.  A sign of true strength is the willingness to completely let go of the things that don’t really matter.

WNTC’s future policy is to never include any of Josi’s designs on this site nor have them mentioned here – they aren’t worth our time.

Eeks! Go Buy It!

After using Google’s pretty cool translation tool from Portugese to English, I was able to at least understand you can buy the monstrosities from the blog link I just gave you yesterday. I know it’s mostly knitting but what the h*ll?! Like any good blog writer, I must give you the best information! ;)

Go ahead and click here.

If you need help converting from Euros to any other currency, click here to find out just how much these things are going for. 

A Link…Follow At Your Own Discretion

I know I wasn’t going to touch on personal blogs or websites but I just can’t stand it anymore… follow at your own discretion. Granted, it’s probably knitting but there’s got to be some crochet in there somewhere so go take a look anyways. I don’t understand the language but thankfully, the pictures speak for themselves… ;)

Click here if you dare.


In an attempt to capture some of those truly hideous crochet creations out there, this blog was created in response to some of the other blogs out there poking fun at other topics such as knitting and celebrities.  Why not crochet too?  There are a lot of designs out there that are really just truly hideous and you have to ask yourself…just what were these designers thinking????