What Not to Crochet

Kitschy?

whatnot2crochet — Thu, 02 May 2013 21:11:34 +0000

Really? In what universe? ZOMG!

Do not be afraid…

whatnot2crochet — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:07:52 +0000

…the men in white coats carrying butterfly nets are here to take you to a much happier place.

For the hippie in you…

whatnot2crochet — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 16:58:20 +0000

Can’t help myself…

whatnot2crochet — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 04:49:30 +0000

I found these in a shop which are odd…

Then in the same shop I found this…

And that pretty much explains the crochet top no?

For the man…

whatnot2crochet — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 21:24:09 +0000

…who is willing to wear anything!

Ah, but if he does not like that outfit, how about a sweater?

Happy New Year everyone!

Shawl or Blanket?

whatnot2crochet — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 04:41:53 +0000

Listed as shawls but they sure look like blankets… Must be pretty heavy to wear! Oh, and the price is $3,500 each in case you were wondering…

Happy Turkey Day!

whatnot2crochet — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 14:26:57 +0000

You’ve all seen it, you’ve all giggled at it and it’s worthy of re-posting yet again for another year! Have a great one!

It’s like the yarn threw up…

whatnot2crochet — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 20:07:04 +0000

Warped it is…

whatnot2crochet — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 22:43:14 +0000

Not sure if it’s the design, the photos, the felted piece insert, the crocheting or the price tag of $45 each that makes these slouchy hats a little warped but I suppose they are all equal offenders in the end.

Slouchy Wool Hat with a unique needle felted and wet felted picture at the back, a little different from the rest ………….

How about just Shabby?

whatnot2crochet — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 02:11:17 +0000

Oh yes, using the word “shabby” with “chic” definitely makes it better, yes? Ah, you guys be the judge…feast your eyes! Not responsible for spelling errors – the listing came that way!

Shabby chic creative jacket/cardigan with granny squares patchwork green crazy jacket. This is a dark green cotton blend jacket. By the inspiration of my creative spirit it was embalished with a bunch of granny squares and converted into a piece of wearable art, absolutely unique and not possible to copy.

Chicken Sweaters

whatnot2crochet — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 23:25:56 +0000

No, seriously, I am not making this shit up! Chicken sweaters!

Chickens molting? Backs getting bare? A hand-crocheted chicken sweater will keep your chickens warm during cold, windy or snowy days. Machine wash and dry. 100% acrylic yarn. Do not iron. May be ordered in a large variety of colors. Specify color desired and size, please. Orders made in order received. Four sizes available.

Beards!

whatnot2crochet — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 16:12:17 +0000

Now that the whiny babies have moved on, let’s get back to our regularly scheduled program and before you write to threaten copyright infringement and lawsuits, get a life! Or better yet, flounce off…always a great use of resources to sue for something that’s not worth even an hour of a lawyer’s time. Good luck with that!

So many crochet beards on Ravelry…just a wee sampling of them! Some of them scarier than others but mostly just quite funny to look at and perfect for the traditional holiday coming up at the end of October!

Attention: Flouncers

whatnot2crochet — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:28:05 +0000

For those of you who feel the need to flounce, just look up in the right hand corner of your browser for the “x” button and click it. Simple. Easy. Effective. Especially when you don’t like what you’re looking at. As a reminder, this blog is written in opinion only. If you feel the need to rant and rave and launch into personal attack, again, we point you to the “x” button in the browser window – use it!

Expose your bits…

whatnot2crochet — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 03:03:32 +0000

In this bikini…not sure why you’d even wear it? The butterfly is a bit pointless too – is that to distract from everything being exposed? LOL

Uh huh…

whatnot2crochet — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 15:01:35 +0000

Someone has too much time on their hands! The point of these would be? Oh, according to the designer, they do have a purpose…

These mask’s are great to where when its cold outside.

And in case you wanted to know, the dates on the 2008 photos are wrong – the photos were taken on 9/25/10 which of course, makes it better, right? Listed and re-listed for 2 years…can’t seem to get the hint apparently. I’m not going to touch the errors in that one simple sentence either…copied and pasted from the listing…yikes!

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