What Not to Crochet

No matter how you dress the model, the oversized
granny square won’t be “funky” or “urban chic“.

Can you believe those are fingerless
gloves? Yikes. It looks like some
sort of caterpillar hopped up on
steroids swallowing her hands.

Yes, yes the scarf is pretty
bad too but I’m not sure what’s
worse in this circumstance.

A pink bow? Seriously? And all that fur
with a scraggly design too? Ugh.