What Not to Crochet

This looks like torture not luxury -
for both the wearer and the crocheter.
Love the “what I’m wearing sucks”
smirk on the model’s face too.

Who exactly would wear this bright red thing on the front?
Doesn’t it look a bit like a doily of some kind? None of
the other designs are particularly appealing either.
This is the kind of stuff that gives crochet a bad name.