Some people just never learn

Everyone remembers Bjork as the crazy lady that went to the Oscars wearing a dress that looked like a swan draped on her body. She should have been shot for that.

Does this crazy lady actually have fans? Fans that appreciate THIS?

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Bjork must stand there in all this hideous crochet glory.

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Is Bjork trying to shoot at people with her crocheted arm extensions? What is this? How are these pictures/crochet.wear done on purpose???

It gets WORSE!!

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Oh my. There are no words for this. Why is she posing like that? is she trying to poop while using the stick for leverage?

My personal favorite:

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Is she trying to throw crochet fireflames? Wait…she’s trying to dance while her arms are on fire w/ crocheted flames. right? Felted flames? WTF??

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yikes!

I hope she didn’t waste good quality yarn for these horrific things. Let’s just all pray she used RedHeart or something. :)

I did not find these in Bjork’s hidden stash of pictures-that-shall-never-be-seen-EVER.

NOPE!

These are on her website, for everyone to see and marvel at.

http://pictures.bjorkish.net/ —> click on “2007″ to see the rest.

Now I must burn out the section of my brain that saw all this. :)