Forgive us for someone here has sinned…

why? why?

ugly ass swimsuit

I found this gem on etsy FOR SALE!  “Retro 80s swimsuit with a fashionable rose motif…”

Fashionable???

you know what really kills me about this?  the model’s pose.

“I can’t talk to you right now…i look too good.”

and not that my body is perfect (far from) but poor thing, she’s bent so strangely you can see her love handles bunching up.

sigh.