Crotched?

Today’s entry is more about how not to spell rather than what not to crochet. In case you can’t see it, I enlarged the baby booties to show you they are actually knit not crotched, errrr, crocheted. *facepalm*

Poor puppy…

This is just a tiny sampling of all the different hat patterns on sale by this designer for your beloved dog. And yes, people have bought these designs…think of all the sad little puppies out there wearing this stuff!

Crochet pattern only? Really? I thought it might include the dog and the fun fur hat. Darn it!

Thanks to one of our readers for sending this one in – we love it when you find great stuff like this!

Something cozy…

For your feet! And guess what? These would go fabulously with the jacket in the last post.

Of if you’re in the mood to be an elf, here you go:

Or maybe you want something that’s just plain ugly:

Lots of options to keep those toes nice and warm while March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.

500 minimum!

If you like it, you can have this mass-produced at a 500 item minimum and if it really catches on, the manufacturer can “hand crochet” 50,000 units a month! ¬†Go forth and sell this bad boy…I dare you!

Who exactly would be hand crocheting this at 50,000 units a month? Yikes, there must be crochet slave labor camps somewhere in the world if this is true.