It’s time to post this…

I get sent this image by readers on a pretty regular basis so I thought it was time to finally post it for everyone to enjoy or be traumatized by…your choice…LOL

And she is anatomically correct and so is her son in case you needed those details! But before I close this post, one of our faithful readers sent along this atrocity which is supposed to be a “pickled fetus”…I’m not kidding either! Just how twisted and warped do you have to be? This one is by far worse than the childbirth doll.

More Hair…

But these aren’t vah-related thank goodness! These made me giggle…they have to be for fun! I kind of like the photos too – sure, they probably shouldn’t be crocheted but the whimsy is very cute. Enjoy! Isn’t it nice to not look at the vah-genie anymore? ;)

Vah-genie (NSFW)

OMG, I thought the VaJay was bad but my word, who is buying these? This seller has sold 3 and no, I’m not kidding! Maybe they’re buying them as a conversation piece? God I hope so because you have to be just a tad kinky or twisted to put this on your bicycle seat!

I was going to add the item description but I think I’ll spare you…just leave it as you can have this custom-made and you have the choice of adding or not adding a starfish (aka a butthole according to the listing).

Thanks to one of our readers for sending this one in! 

Cocoon Wedding

I think this dress is knit but some places say it’s crocheted but since the Royal Wedding is all over the airwaves right now, it seems fitting as it’s a “stitched” dress. ¬†Could you imagine the gasps of horror if this was the dress Kate was wearing?

I think the facial expression of the little bridesmaid pretty much sums up this dress although she should probably make that face and cover her eyes. Nothing like a little one adding levity to an otherwise formal affair.