What Not to Crochet

After all the turkey festivities and perhaps even the Black Friday sales elbowing and fighting…who couldn’t use a giggle about now or maybe it’s more like a WTF? Gah! And if you prefer, the maker of these slippers will customize for you…

I can put either boobies, penis or vagina’s on a pair of slippers for you. I can also mix it up and have one of 2 choices on them. How special can these be?  These slippers are very unique. I see all those slippers in the stores for kids that have the animal heads on them. We adults need some fun ones too!

Do you all remember this hat posted awhile ago?

Since it’s Thanksgiving in the USA and there’s a boatload of turkey being eaten, isn’t this hat just perfect timing? Not to mention there’s crocheters who actually made this crazy design and don’t go thinking it’s the trypophan making you sleepy enough that your eyes are deceiving you – these are for real!

Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!

All yours for the low low price of $1,200 and shipping is free! The creator says it’ll insulate your ideas…hmmm…it’s probably more like it’ll melt your brains out your ears given it’s acrylic and probably weighs a mere ton.

Thanks to one of our eagle eyed
readers for sending this one in!

The kinkiest part of this set? Made with acrylic yarn…ugh. Sure, it makes it more wash & wear but acrylic has a way of sucking the sexy right out of anything but blankets and rugs.

And, by the way, the designer claims that the mask hides your identity…great, but what about the poor girl being flogged?

All yours for the low low price of $30!