This recent submission by a few readers really took the perverbial fug cake! What the h*ll? Lionbrand has gone off the deep end. Is this in preparation for Hallowe’en? I don’t see any reference to the holiday so I guess not. Have they really sunk that low on pattern creation that they truly believe this is going to sell one of their yarns called “Incredible”? This one really should offend all crocheters – just how stupid do they think they are?
Thanks to everyone who submitted this one – quite a few readers found this one!
September 16, 2006 at 8:57 am
That wig is part of a bunch of “costumes” for Halloween in their latest email. You should see the Cleopatra costume.
September 16, 2006 at 8:59 am
This is in the Lion Brand Halloween costume email. The Cleopatra costume uses white Homespun with fringe for a wig.
September 16, 2006 at 11:22 am
I pity the poor people who have to model these – are they at least paid? May be yarn companies are going the way of some celebrities, i.e. negative press is better than no press at all.
September 16, 2006 at 11:52 am
Hey, do this in all in black and you’d have your Captain Jack Sparrow costume started. . .
September 16, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Wow! Did my jaw drop when I saw that. When did Raggedy Ann become a Reggae singer?
September 16, 2006 at 2:37 pm
It’s perfect – perfect for Halloween night or for a teacher at a nursery school or a day care worker.
September 16, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Yet another reason why not to smoke pot….especially while crocheting *snicker*
September 16, 2006 at 5:00 pm
I could see that being so much cooler with knitted i-cord dreads. Snerk.
September 16, 2006 at 5:42 pm
Halloween costume or not….that’s just wrong! It looks like a balding raggedy ann (who had apparently dabbled in punk for a while, thus the purple color). WOW!
September 17, 2006 at 7:51 am
Purple dreads attached to a net skull cap.
Yes. It is officially time for us to find Lion Brand word headquarters and toilet paper it.
September 17, 2006 at 1:17 pm
How bord do you have to be to crochet these ugly A#$ wigs? The lady in the pics looks like she’s saying “Shoot Me Now!”
September 17, 2006 at 10:12 pm
It is one of a group of 6 wigs that was published this week in the Lion Brand newsletter in an article titled ‘Halloween Fun’
September 18, 2006 at 1:42 am
My bellydance teacher would LOVE this if we added a few coins … and no, I’m NOT going to show it to her.
September 18, 2006 at 10:29 am
I can understand if it’s for halloween – but if it’s to be taken seriously then that’s a whole other issue
September 18, 2006 at 11:55 am
And it’s longer in the front than in the back…..it looks like that skein of yarn my kitten got into one day while I was at work, and proceeded to tear into with all his kittenish glee. Thank you LB for another classic example of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”.
September 18, 2006 at 3:20 pm
I would rather make Sam the Pirate, button eyes and all. Is the pattern ready to go? Who’s got the pattern?
September 18, 2006 at 5:12 pm
I wouldn’t dare show my kids this, they would want me to make it in bright pink or green or something. Too funny! I LOVE your blog, some of this stuff is unreal!! Thanks for the laugh!
September 19, 2006 at 8:13 am
I like it! But obviously not in purple, and with longer and many more braids.
Could anyone tell me where I could get the pattern please – its exactly what I’m looking for – I’m not joking.
As a man I have the problem of having to have short boring hair to work, yet wanting to wear long cyber hair for clubbing. This could solve the problem. I really am seriously interested in getting the pattern.
I am sorry ladies, for being a man. Can’t help it, I was born this way. If I had a choice, I think I would seriously prefer to have been a woman……
September 19, 2006 at 12:56 pm
OMFG…this is why, when you tell people you crochet, you see their lips curl in disgust.
September 19, 2006 at 3:04 pm
I have now found the pattern, and on the Lion Brand newsletter there are two other wigs I prefer better. Thanks. cyberpunkman xxx
September 19, 2006 at 5:05 pm
http://www.lionbrand.com/cgi-bin/patternFinder.fcgi?search=Search&searchText=halloween&x=0&y=0
More wigs here…
September 20, 2006 at 11:01 am
the sad part is someone will make this and i will see this on halloween.
sigh
September 23, 2006 at 7:36 pm
amazing – I want one
September 25, 2006 at 11:06 pm
There’s a style sheet on these wigs at Hancock Fabrics, along with all the Lion Brand you could possibly want to make them. Y’know it’s hard to indicate heavy sarcasm in writing? Let’s just say they are ALL fab-u-licious.
September 26, 2006 at 12:34 am
Oh dear.
Just found this page. Am in doubt: should I laugh or cry?
Doesn’t matter, both are good for the soul.
Anyway, it’s not like I’m able to disgrace crocheting anymore. Got myself a golfer’s elbow because of it.
(any typos, grammatical mistakes, and/or lame jokes may be adscribed to the whole english-not-being-my-native-language thing)
September 27, 2006 at 2:49 am
(speechless)
September 29, 2006 at 11:16 am
Hey, i kin dof like this one. In white, and with some red puffballs, it would make an excellent Flying Spaghetti Monster hat.
September 29, 2006 at 5:15 pm
In the words of Bob Marley…This could be fug, it be fug
October 1, 2006 at 8:46 pm
TAKE THAT MOP OFF!!!!!!!!! YOUR HEAD
October 5, 2006 at 2:17 pm
What is this world coming to? I mean for pete’s sake…….not everything you own has to be crocheted, venture out of the house and buy a damn wig!!
October 17, 2006 at 4:47 am
I could totally see alterna-teens wearing these, with more braids, many more colours.
November 30, 2006 at 3:02 pm
I can totally see this being made in insane colours and being worn to raves – it’d be right at home next to all those rainbow-puke bracelets.
November 30, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Bwahahahahaha!
December 18, 2006 at 8:51 pm
I like it. I think I could have lots of fun with creating variations on this theme.
December 26, 2006 at 12:29 am
nice try, but you can’t match You Knit What? You’re not funny enough and some of the items you cite aren’t that bad. It’s all a matter of taste.
December 26, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Maenwyn…who said WNTC was trying to be like YKW? If you don’t find this blog either funny or as funny as YKW why do you bother to visit? Turn the page – duh.
December 29, 2006 at 4:08 am
what the f*** is that thing…..it looks like my moms mop… or a purple punk wig…only shorter…*sigh* who could get this bord WHO!!! i must no!!!!
December 29, 2006 at 4:10 am
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
February 3, 2007 at 9:39 am
Just stopped by to visit and got the crunch on your stuff in here – bravo!
April 13, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I work with a girl who actually wears something similar to this!!! Everyone tells her its “nice”, but I think they are just being nice.
June 1, 2007 at 12:09 am
All I can say is WOW!
July 15, 2007 at 12:09 am
If I was bald or had chemo, or both, I’d laugh and feel good wearing something like that. You all are shallow, and dispassionate, and unimaginative.
July 21, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Wow joy…everyone’s entitled to their opinions just like you.
July 22, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Joy,
Please do not encourage the bald men of the world to wear this wig. They’ll be doomed to eternal singledom. Furthermore, people who have had chemo deserve better than this ugly wig. Jeez! Show a little sensitivity.
November 10, 2007 at 11:39 am
OMG!!!!!!!
December 9, 2007 at 3:12 am
First of all I’m loving your blog..
Second…this IS a halloween pattern and I used it with Red heart ww black thread and and didn’t braid them all. It made an excellent little wig for my six year old. (captain Jack Sparrow) Other then that I totaly see your point.
October 2, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Actually I used this with black to make a wig for my 6 year old pirate costume…it works fine for that…and yes the picture is a bit rediculous. I at least covered his head with a bandana and a hat!
May 23, 2011 at 8:14 pm
Actually, I found this website because I wanted to learn how to crochet a wig for my Mom who is battling a rather severe battle with cancer right now. The usual wigs that she can afford (the artificial hair one) are uncreative, itchy, ugly things, and the real hair wigs are apparently hot and heavy from what we heard. I thought it would be wonderful to create a beautiful, creative, colorful wig for her that would match her creative spirit. (She is an artist.) Sometimes if you look at something from a different angle, it can be quite inspiring, and bring clarity to the human experience. I will search for the person who made this fabulous purple wig, and go from there. Thanks for pointing the way.