Must.stop.laughing.
No idea what this is or what it is for…have at ‘er!
Thanks Adrienne for sending
this hideousness in.
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Must.stop.laughing.
No idea what this is or what it is for…have at ‘er!
Thanks Adrienne for sending
this hideousness in.
February 4, 2007 at 11:42 pm
“and then there’s Maude…..”
February 5, 2007 at 12:34 am
The model is standing all crooked. I think she must be trying not to crumple under the weight of that strange, woolly animal swallowing her body.
Seriously… WHAT THE HELL? Is this for real? Is there really a pattern for this? It looks like terrible free-form crochet. This should not have been made! It should not be worn by a human being! It’s not fit for use!
It’s… a MEGA-FUG!
February 5, 2007 at 1:59 am
Uh. Umm. Huh? I don’t have the words….
February 5, 2007 at 2:50 am
Oh
My
God…
What the hell is that!? It looks like a bunch of random mismatched scarves sewn together to not quite form a poncho? Jacket? Death Shroud?
February 5, 2007 at 4:25 am
I just wanna know… is this a single item, or is she wearing a whole bunch of different items at the same time?
Looks a bit to me like someone said “I can’t decide which scarf to wear. Why don’t I seam a bunch of them together randomly and wear them all at the same time?”
February 5, 2007 at 9:50 am
Looks like they found some ugly scarves and a pair of leg warmers and just starting draping them on the model. I’m guessing that her hand is behind her in the process of ripping this mess off of her!
February 5, 2007 at 11:36 am
I sort of like the colours (and the colours suit the model), but the rest is just all wrong – what is it any way?
February 5, 2007 at 11:44 am
I know it’s hard to believe it’s actually a pattern but it comes from a pattern book called “Top It Off”…
February 5, 2007 at 11:45 am
A Mrs. Weasley sweater??
Actually, she kinda looked like I do carrying my scarves from my car to the gift shop that sells them… just layered them all on any which way. Then I noticed that they were all seamed together…. Might be OK in a lighter weight fiber, with less color contrast, and fitted a bit. She looks like a size 2 wearing a 2X…..
Kaytee
February 5, 2007 at 1:38 pm
what is so tantalizing about wearing bathroom rugs?
February 5, 2007 at 5:53 pm
No matter how you look at it, this thing makes the model look 200 lbs. heavier. It would make the smallest model look like she needs to lose a 150 lbs.
February 6, 2007 at 10:15 am
W?
T?
F?
February 7, 2007 at 1:32 pm
I think it’s really, really lovely. Everything a girl wants in a…..sweater?…..too big, itchy sleeves, full of holes, apt to get caught in the spokes of passing bicycles. Dreamy.
February 7, 2007 at 2:54 pm
this is scrap busting gone wrong!!!! and free-forming gone wrong! what is it with free-formers and their passion to make such fugly stuff! i design with scrap from time to time, but at least you can tell what the FO is!!! this… omg what is it? is it a jacket? a wrap? wow… what a waste of yarn.
and her hair is bad too… not as bad as the crocheted thing she’s wearing, but pretty bad
btw: i LOVE the new layout! very cool!
February 7, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I know layers are supposed to be an “in” thing, but this is just too much.
February 9, 2007 at 5:42 pm
*snicker* At first glance I thought the model was Vanessa Williams! Either way, that’s one fugly creation there…
February 12, 2007 at 10:12 am
See the sleeves.. It’s OBVIOUSLY a sweater. Or a poncho. Oh well it doesn’t matter, I won’t be making it. Or will I? I could stand to make a few enemies.
February 12, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Some things should be illegal….
February 17, 2007 at 10:59 am
Sadly, I have the book that this came from. It’s decribed as a poncho sweater and is made of different length strips sewed together. There are absolutely NO redeeming factors to this pattern unless you want to use just one strip pattern for a scarf.
February 28, 2007 at 8:10 pm
It looks like she’s being eaten (or made love to) by an octopus!
April 15, 2007 at 3:00 am
AJ, thank you for the distressing news that this came
from a BOOK. Anyone who has had a pattern turned down
should locate this company pronto!
No WAY would I have thought there was a PATTERN for this!
I thought she’d mistaken lot numbers for expiration dates, went stash busting, and was wearing the various
and hideous results of many scumbles gone awry.
April 17, 2007 at 2:04 am
I would make this one in black and pumpkin and only wear it once a year – OCTOBER 31ST!
May 2, 2007 at 8:25 am
1. how does one get into this umm garment? it’s pretty close around the neck and I don’t think they squeezed it over her head, if they did it was at 4am and before hair and make up, which then explains why she looks like the weight of it will crush her any second, she’s been in it for 10 hrs (probably smells real purdy no too)
2. don’t some countries have laws about what you do when drunk?
June 8, 2007 at 7:46 pm
This is just some gypsy mess right here! LOL, no offense to any gypsies.
November 10, 2007 at 11:33 am
I can’t figure out what this is either.
November 10, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Looks like a bunch of really bad scarves joined together.
all it needs is some duct tape
February 17, 2010 at 4:55 am
Let’s see, I have all of these scarves so weird I can’t give them away, what should I do? I know, I’ll seam them all together, add “sleeves”(-ish) and call it a sweater!!!
I don’t think even really cold homeless people would want this fug.
October 25, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Hola que tal mi nombre es maria jose y como tu soy crochetera, me encantaria que te unas a nosotras
en Crochet Social y que compartamos ideas, saludos te esperamos!