“A crocheted Bonsai bag is adorned with bobbles galore” -
quoted directly from the site. Bobbles galore…ya,
that’s exactly what this looks like.
Thanks to one of our readers for sending this one in!
What Not to Crochet
because there's always one more crochet design that shouldn't be made!
May 16, 2007 at 11:21 am
It would be great for keeping you dog near you. He could try to chew on all of the bobbles.
May 16, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Looks like it has little dingleberries on it.
May 16, 2007 at 2:22 pm
The dangling thingies look like baby bags…. You plant them and harvest more bags! I’m going to get one! hee hee!
May 16, 2007 at 3:59 pm
what is it with bobbles on purses…do people actually think it LOOKS GOOD??? How horrible! More surface area to catch dirt and grime….
May 16, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Bobbles??
I was thinking “Scrotal”.
May 16, 2007 at 9:35 pm
I guess it would make a good weaning bag.
May 17, 2007 at 2:04 am
Oh gee, more dangly bits to catch on every protrusion the owner gets anywhere near. Definitely not a bag for klutzes. The cats would destroy in a moment of boredom.
May 17, 2007 at 2:12 am
They give me an irresistible urge to tear them off.
May 17, 2007 at 2:47 am
oh wow just what we all need … a crochet uterus complete with fibroids
May 17, 2007 at 8:40 am
. . .or maybe what the surgeons have removed from my various organs over the years. . .
May 17, 2007 at 1:41 pm
You know, it puts me in mind of the day the cat took a walk in the woods and came out wearing a herd of ticks.
May 17, 2007 at 6:53 pm
My god this thing is really a sight, i mean it aint that bad compared tho the other stuff on this sight i mean they should realy think about what they are doing
P.S i love this site every 1 spread da word.
May 18, 2007 at 1:43 pm
But don’t you think it would look better if all the bobbles were different Colors!
~ducks away from all the bottles being thrown~
I hope I didn’t give the designer any ideas ~~shudder~~
May 20, 2007 at 11:15 pm
hemmorhoids?
ugh…
May 24, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Someone quarantine that thing, it looks like its broken out in an infectious disease.
The worldwide threat, Bobbleitis!
May 26, 2007 at 1:27 am
Even if you remove the little testicles, the bag is still shaped like a great big one.
May 27, 2007 at 11:43 pm
We always have to get a scissors and cut those off when
my cat gets them on – well, the places he can’t reach.
May 29, 2007 at 3:11 am
I always wanted a uteras bag with nasty growths all over it. Heres a thought to go along with that tumored uteras bag, every month you get to put your monthly supplies in it to, how special.
May 31, 2007 at 2:41 am
It looks like it could hatch at any moment.
May 31, 2007 at 11:55 am
It looks like a wasps’ nest made by very untalented and possibly drunk wasps.
June 1, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Fibroids, scrotums and intestinal polyps! BLECH!
And in addition to making all the bobbles different colors, they should add bells.
Gack! This purse makes me what to throw up in it! Yes -it’s a puke bag more than a purse!
June 2, 2007 at 12:17 pm
A colon polyp demo bag, perhaps. A nice dark pink might work better, though, which I never say about anything…
June 2, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Reminds me of the bottom of school bleachers with gum stuck all over it. Ack!
June 4, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I’m new to crocheting and I’m really enjoying it…but I must say I have come up short trying to find some decent patterns. I see so many cool tops in the stores…Where does one find the cool patterns?!? Help, if I see one more poncho or doily I’m going to throw up.
June 8, 2007 at 7:48 pm
You know, it wouldn’t look so bad if the base was more structured and squared off. But you would still have to get past the bobbles looking like big boogers.
June 28, 2007 at 6:59 am
Personally, I find this bag boring, ugly and not especially functional even without those cringle-inducing “bobbles” (they’re not so much true bobbles as… wads.)
I mean, does any woman really want to carry around a fairly large, potentially heavy purse by hard handles instead of being able to sling it over her shoulder?
The structure is non-existent, the shape is strange, the color is bland, the stitches are dull (exempting the wads) and look at the edges around the opening!
This pattern is just insulting.
June 28, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Good God! That was almost a totally accurate representation of my scary 3rd grade teacher’s bloated chin, complete with skin tags. A few randomly placed hairs in the form of black thread, is all that it would take to make it complete.
August 24, 2007 at 9:33 am
Hey, Give a big Bronx cheer to the Bronx bag!
October 28, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Oh, the horror!
November 10, 2007 at 11:30 am
it makes me think of a cat with a bunch of matted hair balls hanging off of it.
November 2, 2009 at 12:08 pm
hmmm … just what the world needs – bags with dags
… and yes it does also kind of look like a kangaroo scrotum with ticks or something on it …
Actually those dangly things kind of bring back memories of my grandpa – and those moles he used to get growing on his skin … they started out like a normal mole but they kind of grew into dangly things … and once they grew big enough to dangle then grandma would tie a bit of cotton around them and they would wither and drop off …
(like your fingers will if you waste time crocheting sh.t like that?)
November 12, 2011 at 11:26 pm
Looks like a sheep in bad need of sheering. When my dog’s fur got to looking like that I shaved her.