Before you go any further, let this be fair warning that the image lurking behind the covered package is not safe for work, little one’s eyes or pretty much anywhere! Any ocular trauma that occurs is not the fault of WNTC. Now pass the brain bleach, this one has left a nasty burn on my brain that I can’t seem to get rid of!
Click at your own risk:
Many thanks to Jo, one of our readers, who sent this link in as a comment to our previous post about man thongs – we decided it was worthy of its own post!
December 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
There’s not enough bleach on this earth that can remove that stain.
December 8, 2010 at 3:54 pm
who is going to clean the coffee spit off my monitor???
December 8, 2010 at 4:27 pm
We can’t be held responsible for that either…LOL!
December 8, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Why are all these guys hairless? are there no REAL men willing to model these creations?
December 8, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Well, it surely takes a “special” someone to want to show off their “package” like this and hairless seems to fit that narcissism quite well.
December 8, 2010 at 5:57 pm
I don’t see why women alone should have to suffer with incessant shaving.
December 9, 2010 at 9:48 am
I noticed that, too. I’m hoping they waxed!
December 8, 2010 at 5:57 pm
I don’t get it. Why bother wearing anything?
December 9, 2010 at 4:24 am
Speechless… Wow… Ummm… Yep.. that’s it… speechless.
December 9, 2010 at 6:30 am
Um, if a man is going to have to wear a crocheted thong, I don’t think he should be as ‘happy’ about it as the model seemed in the ‘mesh sides’ picture. Does eye bleach come in a paste form? The regular kind isn’t helping.
December 9, 2010 at 11:37 am
Ok, (blink, blink, blink) I was warned…..(blink, blink) Oh, gosh! I’m going to throw up…….(running to the toilet…….)
December 9, 2010 at 10:25 pm
I now must bleach my brain. OMG. Now must think of fluffy bunnies…fluffy bunnies….fluffy bunnies…. ah better.
Naughty WNTC!
December 10, 2010 at 8:18 am
how much did they have to give them to put it on? or how desperate the men were to agree to it?
NOT NICE.
December 10, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Aaaah my eyes!
I have to say, they can’t even be called that practical – just a tiny bit of yarn holding it all together…
December 11, 2010 at 4:26 pm
I think that’s the … point … ?
December 19, 2010 at 8:51 pm
I decided to read everyone’s comments before I would click on the picture. I’m glad I did; I’m not going to look, too afraid….
December 26, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Oh god. Don’t go looking for this, people. Because there is a “risque” section too and you do NOT want to see that…even less than you wanted to see this…
December 28, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Where is this beach? I’m totally there.
January 1, 2011 at 4:09 am
Ok I was warned and still I looked, I always was one to touch the stove when I knew it was hot. But still, I only have 1 question, well really many questions but 1 for now. Are we sure ALL of those were men? if so you’d think that they would wish that their junk was not able to fit in such a small package. But it does weed out any potential mate, if he can wear this and WANTS to wear this then he isnt mate material lol
January 18, 2011 at 11:25 am
I just kept saying, “oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!.
January 18, 2011 at 11:59 am
You know how sometimes we find this little warning that say “DON’T OPEN” or “OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK” .This is one of those ….but we still have to see what is all about …OMG is so !!!!!!!
No words can’t describe this ……
January 19, 2011 at 1:07 am
Okay…glad my daughter was nowhere near the computer with that as she has been asking a lot of THOSE questions at 7 years old…well, I explained a little to her, just enough to answer her questions…but if she saw this, well, when we have the GRAPHIC conversation that I am certain is to come…she would be scared to death to think of some of THOSE going in THERE?!?
However, Mom was rather impressed…oh, not with the man thongs, heck no…but certain models did have…ummmm…nice qualifications….
No mind bleach for me…more like fantasy fodder…
Okay, I take that back…do I really want a man who would wear that?
January 19, 2011 at 1:09 am
I HAVE to say this though…was Santa a little cold? (laughing so hard that this was hard to type)
January 19, 2011 at 10:27 pm
Ha haha ha hahaha that is the funniest thing ever!!! He he he he, really that is just… ya. You know I wonder what my hubby would think if I made him one… HAHAHAHAHA
January 21, 2011 at 9:45 pm
Um… I know I’m behind on this, but… Do some of these “thongs” seem to be more insulting than flattering? I mean, they seem kinda on the small side. I would think the idea would be to accentuate, not diminish?
And aside from that… YARN? ITCHY! YIKES!
January 22, 2011 at 10:40 pm
One of the “names” said “barely there”… ummm… well…. I’m quite sure that should be the name for all of the tiny stringy things…lol… I’m gonna need to see a hog killing to get that grotestly engraved image out of my mind. I can’t imagine what was going through the mind of the sadistict creator of this “string” wear…
June 18, 2011 at 12:06 pm
I’ll take the yellow one in the upper left corner : )
January 5, 2012 at 5:21 am
At first I was like whatever… and then I accidentally clicked it. I feel so violated. And I feel sorry for some of those poor tiny men.
November 1, 2012 at 12:13 am
Can you imagine the look on the guy’s face when he found out his was called ‘Barely There’?! I’m with Angis1969 – not a bad thing to gander at. I think it would be a hoot if a fella wore one of these for me. I’ve got my $2 bills ready!