You can’t help but laugh at these kinds of crochet items. The artist must have a wicked sense of humor to think aliens have similar anatomy to humans! Thankfully if they want to mate and make more of their kind, they have all the right “parts”.
What Not to Crochet
because there's always one more crochet design that shouldn't be made!
January 30, 2011 at 2:18 pm
I actually love this crochet artist’s dark sense of humor. Have you seen all her other stuff – like Who Killed Bambi?
January 30, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Oh my…they have all the right “parts” and then some!
June 11, 2011 at 9:13 pm
yeah they do have the exact right “parts” just like us humans
January 30, 2011 at 2:45 pm
I would love a pattern for these. Would be a funny addition to my husband’s man cave … he loves SciFi movies!
January 30, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Roberta, there was a “Friendly Alien Afghan” pattern in a crochet magazine years back. I could dig up my copy if you’re interested. I’ll watch for your follow-up comment.
January 30, 2011 at 8:11 pm
http://www.2txladybugs.ecrater.com/p/2708887/crochet-fantasy-alien-afghan-bird
Found a copy for sale online. I made an alien lap robe for auction at a scifi convention; changed background to dark blue, aliens to gray.
April 18, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Were you ever able to get this pattern. I would like it for my son. I would need to leave a few things off he is only 11 but Im looking for an alien pattern for his room. He loves space and wants to work for Nasa and I think he would love an alien of his own.
January 30, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Really? AGAIN with Patricia Waller? Get some new material and just accept that the woman is uniquely talented and amazing.
January 30, 2011 at 8:03 pm
They must be an alien-human hybrid. I have on good authority that the Asgard of “Stargate SG-1″ fame are “Roswell Gray” and cloned.
January 30, 2011 at 11:41 pm
Considering the number of alien human hybrid stories out there, I suppose they must have the requisite part. Ewww. I know.
February 1, 2011 at 12:02 am
These made me laugh…then my husband looked over and said “His things shaped like a rocket!” Yeah, still giggling!