Hopefully your partner won’t run when you show up in this outfit!
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Hopefully your partner won’t run when you show up in this outfit!
April 13, 2011 at 7:54 pm
I’m disappointed that the whip wasn’t crocheted. ;P
May 17, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Your prayers have been answered: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/soft-flogger
April 13, 2011 at 8:06 pm
What the blazes is that stuff all over her …thong? & stockings. Is it camoflage & if so I must say, I can’t see anything that is camoflaged……..FUGLY!
April 13, 2011 at 9:09 pm
Freeform Crochet…
April 13, 2011 at 9:46 pm
I… I have no words to describe the wrongness of the thing I just beheld… the closest I can come to describing my emotions is probably “EYEBLEACH! EYEBLEACH! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, PASS ME THE EYEBLEACH!”
April 13, 2011 at 10:54 pm
I’m just so thankful they used a mannequin and not a real person.
April 14, 2011 at 7:29 am
THANK YOU!!!
April 15, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Note the mannequin has a mask on…even she doesn’t want to be associated with it! LOL
April 21, 2011 at 2:14 am
they probably couldn’t FIND a real person who was willing to actually wear that thing …
April 14, 2011 at 1:50 am
When did it become sexy to be covered with barnacles and sea anemones?
May 10, 2011 at 8:47 am
I’m thinking-only when one is a Mermaid,perhaps!
April 14, 2011 at 4:04 am
asides from being uggly, and not in any way like the leather i would assoiate with wips, this design will creep into the butcrack faster than anything i have ever seen. maybe it was designed to humiliate the wearer) sord of like a dunse cap?)
April 15, 2011 at 4:54 pm
oh and it will smell like buttcrack forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever…eww.
April 14, 2011 at 6:28 am
That is scary and not in the way intended!
Although, in another context, I rather like the boots…
April 14, 2011 at 8:49 am
It’s a… Where’s the… The whip… Who…
Ok I need to move on with my life now.
April 14, 2011 at 9:02 am
Freeform crochet can be so beautiful, but not used this way! The person who made this actually has alot of talent. I was also disappointed the whip wasn’t crocheted!
April 14, 2011 at 9:03 am
My teen daughter and I also thought maybe the boots were kinda cool……
April 14, 2011 at 2:03 pm
my parner wouldn’t run—-he’d be tooooooooooo worn out from laughing his backside off!—I too am glaf a mannequin was used. I can only imagine how uncomfortable thatwould be! the butt floss
April 14, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Was the whip necessary? What does it add to the outfit? Tone? Purpose?
April 14, 2011 at 5:26 pm
I’m speechless!
April 15, 2011 at 5:15 am
gah!
April 15, 2011 at 11:27 am
apparently I was so overcome by this photo that I forgot how to type!! made so many errors in my earlier comment that I am ashamed to admit I actually wrote it! ! would try blaming it on the cat walking on the keyboard BUT I don’t have a cat and my greyhound’s paws are too big !! Very glad none of my college students are likely to see that posting!
April 15, 2011 at 11:48 am
Is this the “S” or the “M”?
April 18, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Definitely the “M”
April 21, 2011 at 2:23 am
both? … and some P and Q (and who knows what other substances one might find on the G string part of that outfit)
… and definitely a whole lot of WTF
April 15, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Even the mannequin is embarrassed to be associated with this! LOL
April 16, 2011 at 3:13 pm
I love these boots!
April 16, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Wow!
April 16, 2011 at 11:46 pm
I’m also gonna say thank goodness they used a mannequin! Did they make this for their own personal use? Are they trying to… sell these things?!
April 21, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Just what every woman needs in her wardrobe–a crocheted thong ensemble covered in rainforest tree fungi.
April 28, 2011 at 1:20 am
Thank you! I haven’t laughed this hard in years!!
April 28, 2011 at 1:21 am
Thank you! I haven’t laughed this hard in years!
May 10, 2011 at 5:52 am
Best comment thread EVER. I have only one thing to add which is how unflattering this damn thing is! Has anyone else noticed in amongst the fugly that this manages to make the mannequins boobs and bum look saggy and her tummy look big! How is that possible?
Imagine what it would do to the figure of an actual human adult!
Shudders.
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