VaJay (NSFW)

This one is definitely not safe for work or the little one’s eyes but then again, who would know WTH this thing is anyways so carry on…

Are you laughing yet?  And here’s the description for you in case you really really really want to buy VaJay, The Dangling Felted Vagina for $45:

Why, you ask, would anyone want a dangling felted vagina?  VaJay created as a celebration of womanhood and of course, your friend and mine, the vagina. Crocheted, bejeweled and needle felted, this art piece was create with love. Can be hung to create or enhance womanly, feminine or sexual energy, as part of a conception altar, or just as a reminder of the beauty of the everlovin vagina!

Darn it, I forgot to check to see if there was a matching PeePee to go with the VaJay…my bad!

Thanks to one of our readers for sending this one in!


  1. Loosie says:

    being a nurse I thought if you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all. But I have never seen a purple fuzzy vagina. Who was she modeling it after?

  2. Mazell Stafford says:

    You know, there was a stuffed crocheted pee-pee on here not long ago. Maybe the two of them can get together. Now that would be a hoot.

  3. aykayem says:

    erm … just what is that dangly yellowy browny looking bit dangling down near the bottom? … dare I even ask? … might need to crochet some toilet paper (yes there are photos of that elsewhere on the www) and wipe away that offending little brown dag … LOL
    (because my crochet pee pee is not going to want to go NEAR that thing unless that s..tty little dag is GONE – lol)

  4. says:

    Looks like it has teeth. It actually reminds me of the “mouth” of a giant squid. Why do people think we need something like this?? I need much more than this to enhance the energy, if you know what i mean…..and i think you do.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Also, from what planet does this VaJay come from? certainly not this one. I agree that it looks like a bird house. If you hang it in the yard, I bet you’d get a bird starting a nest in no time!

  6. Lois says:

    I can think of MUCH better ways to celebrate womanhood than with this horror! How about some replicas of those really cool ancient statues shaped like fat goddesses? As long as they’re not crocheted, knitted, or felted, of course.

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