I think this dress is knit but some places say it’s crocheted but since the Royal Wedding is all over the airwaves right now, it seems fitting as it’s a “stitched” dress. Could you imagine the gasps of horror if this was the dress Kate was wearing?
I think the facial expression of the little bridesmaid pretty much sums up this dress although she should probably make that face and cover her eyes. Nothing like a little one adding levity to an otherwise formal affair.



May 1, 2011 at 1:01 pm
She looks like the tip of a cotton swab!
May 1, 2011 at 1:43 pm
She looks like a cotton something. I don’t think my ear is where I’d stick what she looks like!
May 3, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Well, you have to admit, she’ll be the only person wearing THAT particular costume for Halloween!
May 1, 2011 at 1:43 pm
There is always and unhappy child at the royal wedding. I think there was one for Charles and Diana too… BTW the dress should be used to clean floors. It is perfect for scrubbing up those spills
;P
May 1, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Nah, let’s be totally honest and horribly un-PC.
She looks like a tampon!
May 16, 2011 at 11:39 pm
LOL!
May 1, 2011 at 4:12 pm
This is one of the main pieces I remember seeing at the Yves St Laurent retrospective that was here a couple of years ago. Wacky!
May 1, 2011 at 4:21 pm
She resembles a chess piece to me,
sorta like a character out of in Alice in Wonderland
May 1, 2011 at 4:41 pm
remind me of something i generally only see for 3 or 4 days once a month…..
May 1, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Maybe I’m weird, but I think it looks like a be-bowed phallus.
Why would anyone bother making such a ‘dress’ in the first place? Too much white yarn on hand? Needed to make a stitch sampler in the round? Please, tell me no bride actually used it as her wedding dress.
May 1, 2011 at 10:56 pm
Reminds me of places like disneyworld where people dress in silly costumes to entertain the kiddies.
May 2, 2011 at 12:35 am
She’s not the bride; she’s the cake!
May 2, 2011 at 4:24 pm
I’ll be totally un-PC too (after all, PC is just lying with style anyway), she looks like a giant dildo.
May 2, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Well, that does explain the mysterious smile
May 4, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Wrong, just sick and wrong.
May 5, 2011 at 8:01 am
my first assosiation was that she is advertising tampons. you know how sometimes firms dress up somone as the product to do promotion? she is aparently doing it for OB.
May 7, 2011 at 2:49 pm
With all those little nubblies she definitely looks more dildo than tampon to me.
May 9, 2011 at 8:39 pm
My first thought was a Russian doll. An albino Russian doll.
May 16, 2011 at 12:07 am
She looks like a COTTON Condom!
May 16, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Outdoor Arctic Wedding perhaps?
September 16, 2011 at 3:33 am
Here’s what you’d get if a dildo knocked up a fisherman’s sweater.