OMG, I thought the VaJay was bad but my word, who is buying these? This seller has sold 3 and no, I’m not kidding! Maybe they’re buying them as a conversation piece? God I hope so because you have to be just a tad kinky or twisted to put this on your bicycle seat!
I was going to add the item description but I think I’ll spare you…just leave it as you can have this custom-made and you have the choice of adding or not adding a starfish (aka a butthole according to the listing).
Thanks to one of our readers for sending this one in!




May 4, 2011 at 1:56 pm
‘Blink, blink’.
Yup. It really is.
May 4, 2011 at 2:09 pm
OMG!! That thing is just awful!!!
May 4, 2011 at 3:38 pm
It’s backwards!
May 4, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Not if the person on the bike is a guy. Okay, now I’m squicked.
May 4, 2011 at 4:04 pm
ummmm, really…yeah…really *grimace*
May 4, 2011 at 5:09 pm
That’s mind blowing
I suppose that’s the “starfish” on the front of the bicycle seat,
since it’s not there on some of them?
…Which makes it even more hideous
Wow… just wow
May 4, 2011 at 6:24 pm
As a cyclist (pedal, not motor), I just have one question: Is that thing intended for a female or a male rider?
May 4, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Maybe this is the only way some people will ever have one….poor things!
May 7, 2011 at 12:27 am
There are a disturbing number of vagina-related crocheted items out there: the VaJay, the “cocoon wedding dress” which really looks like a giant tampon costume, various tampon holders, and now these horrifying bicycle seat covers. Granted, there are some penile yarn wonders, as well, but they are nowhere near as awful as the vaginas.
September 2, 2011 at 12:34 am
I love this. It makes me want to get a bike. Some people just have no sense of humor….