My husband says no one has yet done a crocheted penis as good as the one I put on a hat for my brother (dickhead), really they do need to work on the shaping of the business end. You would think that with all of the practice we’ve had shaping in amigurumi, pattern makers could come up with a penis that looks like a penis…
I’m making a booby scarf to wear for the breast cancer three day. There are a lot of patterns out there for the boobs, but the penis pillow is a first for me.
May 16, 2011 at 2:02 pm
hey where did you find these patterns……good jokes gifts…..i need the patterns…..thanks
May 16, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Nooooooo!!!! And not on your keyboard!
May 16, 2011 at 4:41 pm
WHYYYYYYY??? >_<
May 16, 2011 at 4:41 pm
I just wonder why the slippers weren’t made in ALL camouflage yarn?
May 16, 2011 at 10:12 pm
‘Cause then they would look like grenades. (ha)
May 16, 2011 at 11:16 pm
My husband says no one has yet done a crocheted penis as good as the one I put on a hat for my brother (dickhead), really they do need to work on the shaping of the business end. You would think that with all of the practice we’ve had shaping in amigurumi, pattern makers could come up with a penis that looks like a penis…
May 16, 2011 at 11:30 pm
The worksmanship is actually pretty good. Where are the patterns for these?
May 17, 2011 at 12:42 am
Really…really? Sigh.
May 17, 2011 at 3:51 am
I love your Blog!!! Where do you find this stuff??? That pillow would produce a bit of a quandary…….between a c**k and a hard place
July 21, 2011 at 10:51 am
May 17, 2011 at 8:39 am
Finely executed!
May 17, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Y’all should do a “boobies crochet” search on Etsy
(or anything along those lines)
There’s a lot more unusual items
where those came from
May 20, 2011 at 4:52 am
What is Wrong with people?
May 20, 2011 at 8:29 am
I’m making a booby scarf to wear for the breast cancer three day. There are a lot of patterns out there for the boobs, but the penis pillow is a first for me.
May 20, 2011 at 7:02 pm
I’m sure these items have their place, perhaps a “gag gifts” at a bridal shower?
May 25, 2011 at 6:45 am
Oh my godness, those are amazing!!! Where could I find the pattern please?
May 26, 2011 at 9:29 am
See my hint, above
July 7, 2011 at 11:35 pm
wow i dont need any breast transplant anymore !! i will save a lot of money but i never through that crochet will fix me