Thank goodness for the mannequins, right? It’s not hard to figure out why the live model on the beach is crossing her legs the way she is…bet she’s wishing she’d never have to stand up!
What Not to Crochet
because there's always one more crochet design that shouldn't be made!
July 29, 2011 at 2:30 pm
I do like her hat but the suits should only be for dolls.
July 29, 2011 at 2:52 pm
On top of that, just look at the uncomfortable looking beach she’s sitting on! I’ve collected a few patterns for things like those, but it will be a cold day in Hades before I’ll ever make them for anything bigger than a doll, if that.
July 29, 2011 at 3:01 pm
But her hat is so cute so it’s okay!
July 29, 2011 at 9:19 pm
Brlliant…just what I need for a yarn bombing project I have going on
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July 31, 2011 at 11:20 am
Oooo!
Will you be putting something like that on a statue?
(We’ll need to see pictures, or it didn’t happen.)
July 30, 2011 at 9:21 am
Ummm… Like the hat!
July 31, 2011 at 12:42 pm
Dear Men,
Do you actually like crochet yarn unmentionables? Because Victoria’s Secret may go out of style with these homespun hot-in-a-frumpy-yarn-barf sorta way ummm…garments.
July 31, 2011 at 11:02 pm
These are definately just for show!
“Look” but “don’t swim in” type of stuff.
August 2, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Well, if you wanted a suit that was guarantied to fall off….
August 7, 2011 at 8:08 am
reminds me again of why i have started to do crochet for for charity when i decided i needed no more potholders, hats, scarves or cardigans. using scrap yarn to make hats for the homeless or baby blankies for the needy makes more sense and gives you a better feeling. ( not just in your heart but also on the beach)
August 16, 2011 at 9:42 am
They make mannequins that look like number three!!(I had to double take)
It’s a mans world, can you imagine the male version. shocking;-)
October 31, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Yeah, I’ve always thought crocheted bikinis are just wrong. They certainly don’t work for the purpose intended, which I assume is to be able to swim in them. Unless you are Jennifer Lopez and use lots of adhesive to keep them in place.
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