So, if you’re Rihanna and you’re wearing crochet clown pants, does that make it okay? The look on the other’s faces in the pictures with her pretty much says it all…well, except for the dude really…
However, in her defense at least she can wear them pretty well unlike these two:
October 9, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Wow, she could be a Wal-Martian in those things ….
October 9, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Ok, if I were going to crochet pants, I think I would NOT do it in the round – because the horizontal lines are just NOT attractive. I would do it long ways – from cuff of pant to waist band, working in the shaping for the crotch/butt area with each round. At least, that way, the texture would more closely resemble corduroy.
NOT that I am a fan of making crochet fabric into pants. I don’t even like pants knit with anything bigger than thread on an industrial machine. (you know 60 stitches or more to the inch).
I don’t think the grey suspender pants were all that bad – but the clown pants … were just not right ANY body.
October 9, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Rihanna’s pants are not crocheted. No offense but crochet items do not hold their shape like that they are more like printed fabric, as for the others WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!
October 11, 2011 at 7:46 pm
LOL they look like the lycra tights we used to rock climb in during the 1980′s and ’90′s. Not that anyone would be caught dead on the rock in those … ever …
October 9, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Not sure the dude has noticed her clown pants!
October 10, 2011 at 10:53 am
Do you think she also has a crochet hoop skirt in her closet? Or maybe some crochet 1980s MC Hammer parachute pants?
October 10, 2011 at 11:15 am
About the last one: I approve.
If you can’t set a good example, best to serve as a horrible warning to others.
October 11, 2011 at 11:18 pm
1) Although nice, doubtful that the first one is crochet.
2) They do drape nicely, but suspenders??
3) Need to be in a finer yarn or thread with no lumps and bumps.
November 1, 2011 at 2:27 pm
The last one isn’t really that bad actually. Agree that it needs fewer lumps and bumps, a finer thread, and different colors. I wouldn’t wear them, though.
December 21, 2011 at 5:04 pm
I just tried to imagine what my size 22 fanny would look like in the rippled number at the top.
Now, I’m going to get counseling for that emotional trauma.
January 21, 2012 at 4:32 am
I think the last ones would look cute on a lil girl.