Unless of course you have one wicked sense of humor and
after reading what the artist has to say, it’s clear he does.
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November 4, 2007 at 12:36 am
Willy Warmers!!!
My dad has a knit pattern for those.
One year, my dad, as a joke, filled the Willy Warmer up (get your minds out of the gutter) with some kleenex, and he put walnuts in the little nut pockets…
Then he hung it on the Christmas tree, and called it the Christmas Pickle.
My aunt, who has a glass ornament that looks like a pickle, was so mortified.
November 4, 2007 at 12:49 am
OK that is different…more like a WTF don’t do with yarn and hooks. Anyone got a viagra? LOL
November 4, 2007 at 12:52 am
Uh…
November 4, 2007 at 5:39 am
Lost for words
November 4, 2007 at 8:50 am
I just love this blog…have you checked out crochetmycrotch?
November 4, 2007 at 1:20 pm
i think this is a WTF moment
November 4, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Gee … I can think of at least one Hairy and one Dick that this would make a perfect Christmas gift for. I wonder if this “creation” was made by a man hooked on viagra or a drug who is spammer flogging it on line.
November 4, 2007 at 9:03 pm
WTF?!!?!! A Wall of P*nises! And they are dripiping! I don’t even know what to say!
November 5, 2007 at 2:29 am
Wow–lots of catty, humorless a**holes on this site!
November 5, 2007 at 3:52 am
I Googled the designer (his name is on the picture) and found his website. http://www.markichester.com/jackdavis/
He apparently has made hundreds of these. He sells them, he exhibits them and apparently they are NOT Willy Warmers.
The strings hanging off the end of the….ummm….well, anyways, the string is apparently a drawstring. Some people use these as purses.
The designer himself says that he stuffs them with plastic easter eggs because the easter eggs are the right size.
November 5, 2007 at 5:34 am
Tsk tsk, somebody didn’t weave the ends in.
November 5, 2007 at 9:32 am
Yeah… why are they dripping?
November 5, 2007 at 11:13 am
OK, that’s just damn funny.
November 5, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Sometimes being dyslexic has its funny side : I was reading all the comments and read Kelebek’s remark about using the crowns as pincushions and how “would get strange satisfaction from sticking pins into” in conjunction with THIS post….
Yeah…
November 5, 2007 at 10:45 pm
not my cup of tea…and why such strange colors and _dripping_?
WHatever floats your boat.
November 5, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Sweet Jesus… some artist need to find a life!
November 6, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I wonder what Freud would make of it?
November 7, 2007 at 2:22 am
go to the link someone posted and read about the designer…apparently the guy is gay, and apparently he REALLY likes penises.
Whatever makes him happy I guess…plus, he makes money selling these things, so it cant be too horrible a thing to crochet for a living.
November 7, 2007 at 11:01 am
I like weird art.
November 8, 2007 at 12:04 am
I thought they were crocheted feminine hygene projects. Not sure if I am relieved or mortified by the alternative.
November 8, 2007 at 5:38 am
There dripping happy yarn! Love the wall. I bet the green ones are from zombies. Heres a thought, what are the green ones dripping?
!
November 8, 2007 at 1:12 pm
I need to find some chocolate
November 8, 2007 at 6:34 pm
…right.
November 9, 2007 at 3:24 am
Haha, no I would not get strange satisfaction from sticking pins in to crocheted penises –or would I?
November 9, 2007 at 4:15 pm
I think they’re funny as all h*ll! He made various sizes & everything. To each his own. That said, I wouldn’t want a wall decorated like that in my home though! LOL!
November 9, 2007 at 6:32 pm
what are the green ones dripping OMG. I almost spit tea all over my screen.
November 11, 2007 at 7:28 pm
These are great! Thanks, Erin, for the link to the artist’s website.
November 11, 2007 at 8:09 pm
had to click on the picture to make it bigger…….just wish it was that easy in life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg that is just awful imagine that hangin in your livin room or any room!! artist defo got a problem i mean why!!!!!!
November 11, 2007 at 10:09 pm
What do you suppose the knob on the wall does??
I especially like the lopsided ones.
December 8, 2007 at 1:42 am
OK Annie, I really hope you are just being silly when you are asking what the knob (light switch/dimmer) on the wall does!
Not every piece of art is meant to go in your living room, not every piece of art is meant to be pretty, and not every piece of art will be your cup of tea. Any problems with the motives to create such a piece usually don’t lie within the artist. I would suggest people lighten up a notch or two.
December 11, 2007 at 1:48 am
It made me giggle a bit. It took a little while to get over the initial “why make this”, but hey.
It lightened up my day a bit!
December 22, 2007 at 10:09 am
I’m a big fan of installation art and this is now one of my favorites! Got to go check out the artist’s website.
January 5, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Let it all hang out, dude. (Hey, the artist said he went to college in the 60s.)
I think these are cool. I could see one as a ‘personal massage unit’ cozy.
February 2, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Just plain weird.
February 3, 2008 at 3:16 pm
They all look drippy, droopy, and, um . . done and over
February 3, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Hmm. rather limp an drippy. this must be AFTER the circle jerk?
March 3, 2008 at 1:48 am
What? No Jewish or Moslem penises? They all seem uncircumcised.
May 8, 2008 at 6:39 pm
and you just had to say, “CLICK PHOTO TO SEE BIGGER!!” bwahahahahahaha
September 21, 2008 at 6:19 am
The *green* ones are, of course, the Irish ones!
September 22, 2008 at 1:28 pm
So..do the green ones have scurvy?
October 13, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Maybe the dimmer makes them grow and shrink. I bet the green ones are from aliens.
And who wouldn’t love a penis purse!
October 29, 2008 at 10:07 pm
if you think the green ones are weird, you should check out the pink ones on his website. too many raspberry crusiers maybe.
December 16, 2008 at 12:35 am
Those definitely aren’t American penises!
May 1, 2009 at 12:32 am
The green ones make me want to get a prescription for what ever medicine will ensure I won’t catch what they’ve got. ROFLMAO!!!!!!