Happy Sexy Turkey Hat Day

For everyone who’s celebrating Thanksgiving today!

And you read that right – the pattern designer actually calls this pattern sexy!  I
don’t know about you but adding “sexy” to the description surely makes me want to
run out and buy this pattern, crochet it up, throw it on and work it in all its sexy glory!


  1. Lindsay says:

    I think that is the most delightful thing i have ever witnessed. I love the crazed look in her eye, the overdone eyeliner, the LEGS FOR STRAPS! HA!

    Totally made of win.

  2. tangerined says:

    actually that’s one of my favorites!

    I mean, come on… everything else thinks it’s beyond hot when it’s the fugliest crochet ever known to man.

    This hat has everything, humor, fugliness, crochet… = sexy!

  3. kittycat says:

    I’m having images of a lapdancing turkey hat running through my mind. And let me say, it is not a pleasant experience.

  4. brillig says:

    Even though I laughed out loud for at least two minutes over this one, in the end I have to agree with lolausa: Fabulous, inspired kookiness!!

  5. JC says:

    If you want to keep giggling, check out this designer’s other creations on Ravelry. Sexy Turkey Hat is but one of many “just-because-you-CAN-make-it-doesn’t-mean-you-SHOULD” creations.

  6. Karin says:

    Her whole Etsy shop is on the funky/bizarre side. Now, I like funky and bizarre, but some things are better left alone (having said that, I do like her crochet slippers, they are way cool)

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  8. ladyrose says:

    This is, as my dh just said, ex-crochet-ating! (Don’t worry, I’ll whomp him with something in a minute.)

    It might be a good gag gift for “WKRP” fans…

  9. Brenda says:

    In a bizarro-sort of way, it looks as though the turkey has given birth to a lovely (albeit unfortunate) young lady!

  10. Charlotte says:

    seriously you have to see the rest of her designs…i don’t know if her etsy shop has reopened yet, last time i checked she was taking a break.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I. Want. This. pattern.

    Its the perfect gift for that awful cow at my work who demands I make her something, cuz i obviously have nothing better to do.

  12. Kennie-Lynnie says:

    Oh holy Jesus H. Lennon.

    Really, man.
    I’ve never seen anything quite this ugly. This makes the Christmas-Tree hat I saw a lady wearing at the clothes store for pretentious Canadians at the local mall last week look sleek and classy. And that hat was something.
    Cor, that thing is awful.

    I want one.

  13. Juanita says:

    I love that the person wearing the hat looks so proud and happy. I wish I could wear a turkey hat like that and not care if some people think it is bizarre.

    I’m sure the designer is in on the the joke herself. If she could read all of these comments she would probably laught at us for getting all excited.

    Crochet with a sense of humor, gotta love it!

  14. Mgain says:

    My daughter just said it would be the perfect headgear for Silly Hat Day at school.

    I, too, thought it was an escapee from the Macy’s Parade LOL!!

    God Bless,

  15. Ariel says:

    Reminds me of the scene in the big lebowski with the chicks with the bowling pin headdresses. Lol. I’m supposed to be studying for my exam tomorrow morning but I keep getting distracted by the fuglier-than-sin god-awfullness on this site. Lol

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