It’s so itty bitty it won’t even cover your bits not even a little bit and it’s sold as a bikini for public wear. Thankfully it’s modeled on a mannequin or we’d need the eye bleach again.
What Not to Crochet
because there's always one more crochet design that shouldn't be made!
January 6, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Can we say – Ew! I thought some of the things I saw earlier on Etsy were bad… This is worse!
January 6, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Yeah that’s just not right….
January 6, 2012 at 5:17 pm
Now ask yourself, “Would Barbie even wear this?”
January 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm
Why did they model the back of the bikini on the front of the mannekin???
January 6, 2012 at 6:08 pm
LOL! I wasn’t going to “go there”…now it’s not butt floss, it’s entirely something else
January 7, 2012 at 1:32 am
I wandered in from the RSS feed to ask exactly that… either that mannequin’s the same front and back, or maybe it’s just a shell, and has no back? At first I thought the ‘back’ view was a second bikini for the very, um, body-confident gal.
January 6, 2012 at 6:54 pm
Well I am at a loss for words…
January 6, 2012 at 11:50 pm
I think the eye bleach might be required even with the manequin model…
January 7, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Yowza!
Any woman who’d wear that on a public beach
would probably get the professional help she needs and pretty quickly at that.
…And I’m totally enjoying the mental image of that one on a (very) drunken frat dude.
January 8, 2012 at 2:40 pm
I have to admit that it’s the most interesting use of a pineapple that I’ve seen in decades.
January 10, 2012 at 4:06 am
This would be fine as lingerie. I just don’t know which beach you’d wear this at… you’d be underdressed for most beaches but overdressed for a nude beach.
February 14, 2012 at 9:07 pm
Does it come with bikini wax
April 9, 2012 at 1:50 am
where do they keep their cell phones?
October 30, 2012 at 10:18 pm
This is not your grandmother’s pineapple stitch!