Crochet lingerie in cheap acrylic yarn that will floss your butt while your lover laughs hysterically. I wasn’t sure what I found more disturbing…the crochet or the prop used to display the item. At least it wasn’t a real person wearing it or we’d definitely need the eye bleach.
This is a beautiful, sexy, one of a kind piece that is perfect for any intimate occasion.
March 3, 2012 at 4:45 am
It definitely doesn’t leave anything to the imagination!
March 3, 2012 at 5:15 am
Just as long as it stays on the blowup doll.
March 3, 2012 at 7:08 am
Even though this THING is being displayed on a blow-up mannequin, I still need eye bleach. What woman in her right mind would wear something that places a chain of yarn across their pink bits, and up the crack of their butt? Also, if this is bought for you, consider yourself in trouble, and I don’t mean the good kind (he he).
March 3, 2012 at 2:12 pm
The prop – definitely the prop.
March 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm
I hereby declare this “National Real Mannequin Appreciation Week”. I’m sending mine some flowers once the bleach wears off.
March 3, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Wow!
So now they’re selling fashion items for inflato-dates?
March 15, 2012 at 1:46 am
Is the description referring to the fashion or the mannequin as perfect for any intimate occasion? And, pass the eye bleach.
March 29, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Heavens – I just had a vison of this thing in fun fur… thinking about the itchy acrylic *shudder*
April 8, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Aren’t you already providing your own “fun fur?’
May 10, 2012 at 4:26 am
At least they were gracious enough to assure us that this was, indeed, one of a kind….let’s hope so.
May 18, 2012 at 2:07 am
I’m very uncomfortable right now.