When in doubt…

…befuddle your potential customers with long drawn out wording because that will convince them to spend $5,000 on your “creation”:

Extravagantly mixed art yarns in vibrant autumn colors & incorporated, exquisitely mixed ripped fabrics accentuate this signature freeform haute couture coat.

An endless variety of never repeating ornaments elaborately sculptured ruffles, meander & floral designs create a captivating look and luxurious opulence.

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6 comments

  1. happygirl43 says:

    No offense meant to any specific nationality, race, political affiliation, etc. – the description sounds like it was written by the Chinese sellers on etsy. :D They can be beautiful descriptions, very flowery, poetic, grammatically incorrect and sometimes have nothing to do with the item they’re describing.

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