All I can say about this thing is “ewwww, gross”. The ad reads in such a way that it surely will entice any woman:
Hips stretch 32″ to 40″
I don’t know about you but I seriously love any clothing article that stretches a good 8 inches around my hips. The bust, however, is 32″ without any stretch so hey, no room for growth there but no problem, my hips tend to grow without my chest growing anyways…makes total sense…NOT!
I am not even going to “go there” on the model’s stance for this dress…it’s bordering on crude and is she standing that way to make sure it doesn’t slip off? I mean, really, it has so much “give” in the hips, how does it stay on?
You like it? Great, go buy it for $160 US – metallic purple fringe sure is a girl’s best friend!
November 16, 2005 at 5:25 pm
All it needs is a matching snake hat!
November 16, 2005 at 6:46 pm
that is just plain wrong in so many ways!!
November 17, 2005 at 9:28 am
where can i purchase that……..
November 17, 2005 at 10:07 am
Just plain nasty. Ew.
November 17, 2005 at 12:47 pm
There is a saying in the mail-order shopping world about not buying anything that makes an anorexic model look fat. This dress makes her body look huge. It would make my huge body look massive. Ugh!
November 17, 2005 at 7:19 pm
What is that thing made out of? Cut up strips of garbage bag?
November 18, 2005 at 1:50 pm
Put an escaped mental-health facility patient on a bad acid trip and unleash them in a Hobby Lobby during the huge yarn clearance sale, and this is the tragedy that follows. . .
December 9, 2005 at 4:17 am
Omg! She killed Oscar the Grouch and skinned him!
December 12, 2005 at 6:00 pm
wow, you people are really mean. Just because you don’t like the designs doesn’t mean they are ugly.
December 12, 2005 at 7:36 pm
IMHO, seabree, calling these comments “mean” is just as much of an opinion as saying these creations are “ugly”. What’s the difference?
December 13, 2005 at 9:10 pm
oh, well yes you are absolutely right, it is exactly the same, whatever was I thinking? apologies.
December 31, 2005 at 5:56 pm
Hmm.. this looks right up J.Lo’s ally….
January 7, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Just making sure….it wasn’t a typo, it was one six oh…not sixTEEN?
Allllrighty Then! I think it’s THE most beautiful thing I’ve seen!
Um…where’s the site, I’m certain they’d welcome another designer of
similar …er ..eh…sensibilities!
Maybe a hula hoop sewn in that hip section would enable her to
stop standing like that, and actually WALK, if there were somewhere
to GO dressed like that.
January 9, 2006 at 2:40 pm
that is wrong on so many levels wow
May 20, 2006 at 10:08 pm
I thought it kinda looked like plastic raffia crocheted into a disaster. I wish I could sell croched hell for that much money.
September 5, 2006 at 4:48 am
OOO MMM GGG AAARRGGG!! i think three fashion designers just died becuase of that… they would be turneing in their graves!!
April 16, 2007 at 11:11 am
Hideous. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
April 17, 2007 at 12:16 am
Now, Now,… it’s designed for those, whose knees haven’t met in years. Definately not for me or my mother or grandma. HA! HA! HA!
October 10, 2007 at 3:41 am
Wow. I have never seen anything so hideous in my entire life! I feel ill. I think I need to go lay down in a dark room and try to cleanse the image from my mind.