Wait for it… the animation of this frosted beauty takes a moment… it’s worth it to see all the different ways you can wear this! To quote the site it’s selling on:
Halter made out of super soft and warm frost yarn. Can be worn as a shawl or sarong as well. Fabulous design for the chilly weather. Absolutely gorgeous! Made of: frosting furry like yarn.
Just what the h*ll is frosty furry like yarn? You certainly can’t find that on the market! It retails for $45 US but please allow the designer 5-7 days to crochet this beauty because it takes awhile to get frosting on your halter!
And oh yes, it’ll definitely be warm because halters were really meant for the cool weather weren’t they? And not to mention the one view of her chest completely exposed…at least put a top on that mannequin before you go ahead and flash her chest!
December 13, 2005 at 3:04 pm
Yick. The last thing I want to do is look like a birthday cake!
December 13, 2005 at 5:54 pm
Didn’t anybody bother to explain to this drivelling idiot that “frosting” means “icing”, and both sound pretty freaking cold to me, anyway! So, no, there is NO warmth to be had with this nightmare. . .
December 13, 2005 at 6:39 pm
You know, I think showing that monstrosity probably qualifies as cruel and unusal punishment. And we won’t even **begin** to start on what type of torture it would be to actually make somewhere wear it!! By the way, has anyone seen my eyeball? They popped out when I saw that and I haven’t found them since.
December 13, 2005 at 8:24 pm
“And not to mention the one view of her chest completely exposed…at least put a top on that mannequin before you go ahead and flash her chest!”
Hehe… that was going to be my comment from the beginning. Great minds think alike.
December 14, 2005 at 6:05 am
I know what I’m getting my friends for Christmas.
December 15, 2005 at 1:04 pm
Words fail me, and since I was eating when I first spotted this horror on your neat site, my stomach very nearly failed me also.
December 24, 2005 at 12:47 pm
I figured the shawl without a top was the porn look.
The whole mesh of colors and textures is painful. And any way that isn’t topless makes the subject look pregnant.
December 31, 2005 at 4:38 pm
It looks like someone spewed birthday cake all over this poor woman… yuck.
January 1, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Amusingly enough it’s only $45. Compare that to the $140 crocheted swatch top and loop-de-loop hat.
Quite the bargain!
*runs away barfing*
January 9, 2006 at 2:42 pm
U-G-L-Y
January 10, 2006 at 11:11 am
Ogawd, Gramma’s drunk again!
January 14, 2006 at 10:24 pm
Oh, this is just an atrocity!
After looking at this “thing”, I’m embarrassed to say I love to crochet!
February 15, 2006 at 1:35 am
I know there’s an a midwestern alcoholic sorority girl somewhere just dying for this thing to arrive in the mail so she can wear it with her uggs. By any chance is this part of the Bob Mackie crochet for Cher website?
February 15, 2006 at 1:36 am
Jackie, I’m embarassed for you.
May 20, 2006 at 10:11 am
4 words. Fake. Pink. Bunny. Fur.
July 9, 2006 at 5:29 am
Not until I see it on Oprah or Martha of poncho fame.
(I believe I’m fairly safe)…well, as safe as you can
BE in a world where this sort of thing exists and is
sold.
February 25, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Frosting is a type of yarn made be Yarn Bee, aka, Hobby Lobby brand yarn. It’s a really nice yarn to use, but why torture it this way? What did that yarn ever do to you?
April 17, 2007 at 1:01 am
WHAT THE??? Should be illegal to show this!
April 17, 2007 at 1:04 am
Oops, had to think… okay never mind Opah or Martha, where’s Dr.Phil? Help!
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