Wow, this is an outfit that is offered as a free pattern if you sign up for membership with a certain crochet site… both the “shell skirt” and the “pineapple top”.
Just the right look to show off your bra! Why even wear this top over your bra? It’s so close to being sheer that you might as well not even bother putting it on! And to complete the ensemble, may as well put on a skirt that makes you look mostly naked too! Oh ya, hooker crochet! All she needs is the high heels and off to stand on the corner she goes.
Not your Grandma’s crochet that’s for sure but if you want to look like a hooker, hey, what a great reason to become a member of this website!
December 28, 2005 at 6:38 pm
Perhaps such see-through tops can work over something else and look nice. But “pineapple top”? That’s rich, lol. The ‘skirt’ can be a lampshade maybe.
December 28, 2005 at 7:03 pm
Hmmm, that top would be nice peeping through a deep v-neck top or over a tank. I’m actually a bit curious about it.
The fat-enhancing skirt, naaaaaahh.
December 29, 2005 at 11:51 am
I love the pattern for the top, but there has to be some good (ie. not trashy) use for it.
December 29, 2005 at 11:53 am
Is it any wonder, then, why so many public schools are opting for mandating uniforms? Never, I must emphasize, NEVER let any teenaged girls see this, or the dress-code envelope is no longer pushed—it’s downright BUSTED!!!
December 31, 2005 at 4:22 pm
This would work really well for the beach… but then again, what’s the use in covering up if you can see through it?
January 1, 2006 at 7:15 pm
If anyone is stupid enough to go in public wearing this, should some jerk make a $ offer, she should accept… after all, we are what are we wear. cheapo!!!
January 4, 2006 at 9:37 am
These pieces are pretty, but you’d have to be careful how you wore them.
January 5, 2006 at 4:30 pm
OK, what is the website. I’d like the pattern for the top, would make a nice lacy blanket.
January 9, 2006 at 2:34 pm
yew……….* sick im sorry thats my opion
January 13, 2006 at 4:20 pm
The outfit is cool..! Why the hate?!!
January 13, 2006 at 11:55 pm
I’d like to see you wearing this, drjackass
Not all of us like to look like an alcoholic sorority girl on spring break
January 14, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Why the hate, drhaisook?
It looks skanky and cheap, but I don’t suppose you’d understand since you only came here after Googling the word “bra.”
January 17, 2006 at 3:02 pm
whow who u go stilettoheels that stupid hooker you are fighting with has no stle so just brush off her fat ass words
May 20, 2006 at 9:45 am
She had some time between Johns to make something useful… then she could write off the yarn as a ” business expense”. One would have to be bored and between “jobs” to make that.
May 24, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Umm…well, it was not worn in good taste or in modest taste in fact.
I made a similar top except mine had straps on it and I had a seamstress put in a black lining because of the exact same thing why we are all gasping right now LOL!
Some people like to show off their bras? I guess?
November 29, 2006 at 3:19 pm
I love it and would wear it out in a heartbeat with a hot pair of 6 inch heel platforms nomatter what you prudes think!! Most of my skirts are a whole lot shorter than that anyway!
November 30, 2006 at 8:25 pm
Good for you Badgirl…walk on!
March 24, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Hmm… Don’t you guys think, it will look appropriate at the beach with a nice bikini? But I would rather make top and skirt in one color…
April 17, 2007 at 12:59 am
This one I would make from the top-down in the pineapple(which is a fav. pattern of mine) to pass the tosh and with a more softer yarn and possibily with a little flare at the bottom.. but just for the ‘hot’-nites and not when I’ve got PMS
April 23, 2007 at 10:07 pm
The color has got to go but thats just the kind of top my husband loves for me to wear to a late night diner and dancing, but nix the bra under it.
July 18, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I agree why wear them out. It would make you look like a cheap skank. A good use for the top would be to wear it to bed as a good teaser for your husband. Or use it over for the bottom of the bathing suit.
September 22, 2007 at 1:37 pm
i have seen much shorter skirts and being that I run my own crochet shop from my home I make whatever people want no matter how short or long and my best sellers happen to be crochet string bikinis at the top of the list and then corsets that i crochet. If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say it.
rule from 4th grade, along with keep your hands to yourself, use please and thank you. So the question of the day is are you smarter than a fifth grader.
November 10, 2007 at 12:21 pm
oh yeah, lets crochet something your going to see your bra through.
March 25, 2008 at 11:11 am
Bathing suit cover comes to mind. No need for the hateful remarks.
September 9, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Did your momma ever teach you that if you don’t have something good to say then say nothing at all? Yeah didn’t think so. By the way… nothing is wrong with the human body. Just because you have hang ups about showing yours doesn’t mean we all should be repressed as well. Maybe guys go for hookers because they aren’t up tight prudes like you.