Ugh! To go with the hideous jacket & vest below? Yikes! Described as a “luxurious, beautiful purse made with so many luscious yarns like ribbon, mohair, eyelash, nylon, viscose and polyester…” Oh come on, that’s too many yarn types and not in any way combined well either. The colour is lime, green, baby pink, mustard and brown – just the right colour combo to look like spit-up! I do believe my eyes are bleeding…those colours don’t go together!
March 19, 2006 at 8:32 pm
This is so, so nasty. There is only one good thing to say about it. At least it’s only a purse, and not a sweater… especially one with a giant heart on the front, but still all done in the random shape and color, sticky-out-bits method that this purse is.
‘Cause that’s on the site, too.
March 19, 2006 at 9:31 pm
This bag puts the FUG in FUGLY!!! It looks like road kill!
March 20, 2006 at 9:48 am
That eye-like think in the middle is disturbing. Hey, did that thing just blink at me? AAAARRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!
March 20, 2006 at 11:08 am
A prime examle of how NOT to use up leftover yarn from other projects.
March 20, 2006 at 4:01 pm
Looks like a monster in one of my cheese dreams.
March 20, 2006 at 4:37 pm
EeeW! Did Oscar the Grouch just cough up a hairball?
March 20, 2006 at 4:37 pm
This is the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen on these “what not to sew” blogs. The tears just keep flowing from my eyes. It is magnificent in its sheer horror. Bravo.
March 20, 2006 at 11:43 pm
I must say it looks like the left over remains of a muppet.
March 21, 2006 at 12:06 pm
I’m pretty sure that creating this was a sin.
March 21, 2006 at 2:37 pm
It actually looks kinda like the inside of a kaleidoscope. And kaleidoscopes are cool on a small, limited scale. But on a purse, they might cause permanent optic damage. Beware.
March 22, 2006 at 3:31 am
In sticking with the muppet theam…..
Every one knows there was a vampire muppet
Well this is what was created by the doctor that threw togeather the frankenstien monster that Jim Henson turned down.
The doctor would not tell Mr. Henson where he found the “parts”. So, it was thought best not to spring this on young impressionable children that might later grow up to be fasion designers.
March 25, 2006 at 7:38 am
Amazing Crochet comes through again, simultaneously living up to it’s name and… so not living up to it’s name. At some point this woman is going to realize that her stuff stays unsold on her website for so long because nobody (sane) wants her fuggly crap.
*sings, for anybody familiar with The Producers*
Springtime for vomit, and pubic hair!
March 26, 2006 at 4:56 pm
if you think this is ugly take a look at this http://www.dreamweaveryarns.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=1149
March 27, 2006 at 11:36 am
“Amazing Crochet”???
Frightening Crochet, perhaps. Offensive Crochet, maybe. Painful Crochet, sure. Amazing Crochet, no freakin’ way.
April 24, 2006 at 9:45 pm
i took a look at the link Tabitha put in her comment …http://www.dreamweaveryarns.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=1149
you have to take a look at the “swan” purse
May 16, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Re: Tabitha’s link…how can such talented people come up with such CRAP? The rose-patterned purse would be OK without the superfluous beads, and if you’re into parrots, that bag toward the right might do ya fine and is generally non-offensive…but the bag with the green globulous hanging matter? The Deco-Records style bag with the pointless pink loops? And let us not forget Leda’s Revenge! Nothing against Nickie, but man, her muse was not throwin’.
July 17, 2006 at 12:53 am
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 21, 2006 at 6:38 pm
If you fed a sea anemone a moldy piece of strawberry cheesecake and then stamped on it, it would look like this.
July 25, 2006 at 10:42 am
it so looks like spit up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol!
August 26, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Muppet roadkill,maybe?
I love this site,I haven’t laughed this much in a long time.
March 11, 2007 at 3:16 am
Looks like a voodoo priest’s magic bag. Strong ju-ju. A curse is placed on anyone who makes fun of it.
March 12, 2007 at 6:28 pm
i hate it take it off the internet it is just that bad!!
March 20, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Just found this site and LOVE IT! The comments are as funny as the crocheted items are ugly. Have to come back later for more when my split sides heal and the tears are all mopped up. Keep up the great work!
August 30, 2007 at 8:21 pm
I’d be afraid to put my hand near that thing, it would snap my fingers off with its big toothy yarn-ends mouth. Keep out of reach of small children.
November 10, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Although I hate any purse with a crochet strap i do like this one.