What Not to Crochet

Someone has too much time on their hands! The point of these would be? Oh, according to the designer, they do have a purpose…

These mask’s are great to where when its cold outside.

And in case you wanted to know, the dates on the 2008 photos are wrong – the photos were taken on 9/25/10 which of  course, makes it better, right? Listed and re-listed for 2 years…can’t seem to get the hint apparently. I’m not going to touch the errors in that one simple sentence either…copied and pasted from the listing…yikes!

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…and an ugly one at that. But I digress…it’s the price that caught my eye – $3,200! I applaud anyone for asking for a fair price for their work but this thing looks like it’s been dragged around in the dirt tied to the back of a pickup.

Sometimes it’s not the pattern but it’s the fact that people actually make the pattern then proudly put it on the internet.

And add an even worse idea and what do you get? Cozies with genitalia or boobs with freakishly pointy nipples. Great pairing, yes? ZOMG!

…that just might be a tad uncomfortable. Why even bother? Naked seems better and thank God for the mannequin shots.

An extremely sexy underwear for hot nights of love. It is crocheted in silk thread and chains. It is attached to the sides with cords, also crocheted.

Pity the man who has to wear one of these!

The fun fur one cracks me up.

I don’t even know what hoopin means nor do I know what this thing is for? Anyone? And at what festival is this an “eye-catcher”? Oh my. Worked up in different colors doesn’t make it better either. And $30 for anyone interested in her yarn scraps!

For all you hoopin mamas, performers, woodland creatures, and anyone else who wants to add some sparkle to their wardrobe. An eye-catcher at festivals.

It’s been a long time since I’ve heard that word and most of the comments on this design are “why?” and I think that pretty much sums it up. And yes, others have crocheted this – the addition of it to the statue is probably the most hilarious reason to make one.